So I head off on Saturday, furiously checking all tourist sites for where to stay and what to do. 6 weeks in Hong Kong and 5 nights in Osaka... I hope they have AFL on tv there.
Did you say "Osaka", the city that Godzilla destroyed in both Godzilla and Godzilla raids again!! Yes I did.
Our work team is staying in the middle of the island at Domus U, between cyberport and the city proper. Even better, they ditched me over Easter so I am loitering over to Osaka / Kyoto solo just in time for the Cherry Blossom! Thank the lords I bought an outdated Nukia camera - perfect for this trip.
China (the person) and my wife have challenged me to film: robots serving me food, me showing the monks of Mount Koya my master kung fu move "the confuser"; and, not having one single girl ask me to "lip my stocking!"...
Grueling physcial challenges await me, the use of toilets not the least. While this device does not come with a "bit" to deal with the pain of squatting, it does have handle bars.
So while my AFL Dream Team is in tatters I guess I better get some culture into me...
I was youtubing "drunken boxing" and instead got a clip of 4 drunk rednecks boxing each other which is way more funny than what I was originally looking for.
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Good R&D China - let's hope I can add to the reputable content of youtube
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I see NSW hasn't dulled your jerkiness teampardo, Lousie is coming to now so it will be a jaunt to remeber. Without you!
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