Two beers, a shiraz, a pinot and whiskey and I am in Hong Kong; straight away I have learnt the two most important phrases:"one beer please" and "thankyou"...
While Cathay Pacific can more than accomodate the normal man, it does not accomodate a Van Maanen. Firstly the flight attendant had the nerve to ask if I had an upset tummy as "I had been in the toilet for so long", and it that wasn't enough they offered me French wine...
Merde!
"I'll have 2" I said
As you can see the weight is piling on, but my apratment also provides a room to see the weight coming off too.
Cyberport is a bit like silicon valley, except there are great views of the harbour, Lantau Island, and less fat people. While it is dark all the time it is apparantly the only place you can really see the sky - and the place with the cleanest air.

China... yes I will look out for your Xbox 360 Street Fighter Edition Joystick, I feel like I am your Dad - here is a glimpse of Wan Chai Computer World. They have some awesome lap tops and you can barter pretty hard so I may wander in this weekend and look at the eee pc's.

Wan Chai is pretty cool too, except for Sunny Wong. His damn billboards are everywhere - I know I can't dance but must you lord it in my face?!?!?!?

